Look No Further Than Your Local College Campus
Monday, November 20th, 2006Let me save you some Googling.
The child obesity epidemic of the late 90s has graduated and now walks among the ivy-foliated buildings of collegeville, USA. It’s decked to the nines, prete-a-porte; yes, it’s wearing buttcrack-magnifying vixen tattoos painted across the back, lacey thongthings,and shorts with decorated hands placed strategically on the ass vents. Go Ritilin! Go Frankenfoods! Yay!
This, my friends is a muffin top.
