Chronicles of a Benician: Part One

As you can tell, I’ve been doing other things.

I just got awarded my own column in my hometown newspaper, the Benicia Herald; the column is called “Chronicles of a Benician.”

I’ll post it here after it runs for your reading pleasure.

This is my first column. I’m probably supposed to introduce it by explaining why I call it “Chronicles of a Benician.” I’m then probably supposed to start it out by writing about my first day in Benicia—how the long-since-dead old man in that long-since-closed restaurant on First Street reprimanded me for eating the last of that long-since-digested jelly donut on that foggy day back in 1981. But I won’t. I’ll start it out by fast-forwarding eight years later to 1989: October 17th around 5 p.m., specifically. On that day at that time, I was down at the Suba countertop factory on Bayshore Road. I was pushing an enormous, industrial-sized sawdust vacuum with a gaping hole in it. Roger, the factory’s spectacled factotum who reminded me of the boiler room mechanic, Lucius Brockaway, in Ralph Ellison’s Invisible Man, had just tried to fix that pesky hole by mummifying the whole bag with a healthy amount of duct tape.

I was down there working at Suba because my family had this tradition that started with my older brother, Ian. I think it was my mother who thought it up: Larkin boys were to work as janitors for a few good summers—proving to the town that nothing was below us. We could push that sawdust vacuum and wedge ourselves inside the plastic glue booth that brimmed with flecks of fuzzy purple stalactites like the best of them. Ian did it; then I did it; then Chris did it: A proud line of sawdust scoopers we were.

But I really was a horrible janitor. I pushed that sawdust vacuum around the circumference of that idle factory lazily–daydreaming about my 1963 Volkswagon with its Lincoln Log gas pedal and its giant rusted hole my father and I had recently slathered over with a healthy amount of Bondo. After the glue booth ceased its whooshing for the day, it was time for me to jump in there, reluctantly, and clean it. I weeded out back—out where the big wooden pallets faded from the sun; hacking away with a rusted scythe, lopping off only the white heads off those fecund foxtails that sprouted up between the splintered slats.

Were it not for that specific day and that specific time, I’m sure I’d bury this memory; I’d assuredly not surface it here in my first nostalgic column about Benicia. But that day was a memorable one—not just for me, but for the entire Bay Area. If you lived here then, you can probably recall exactly where you were.

I happened to be pushing that monstrous wheeled vacuum when the Loma Prieta earthquake struck. I was wearing big foamy earmuffs and think I was trying to stick the edge of that mummified machine into the smallest of spaces (to avoid having to sweep anything). I didn’t hear it at first: I felt it under my feet. I looked up and saw the factory’s wooden trusses swaying; working themselves out of perfect 45-45-90-degree triangles into obtuse, unstable, dangerous angles. Dust fell from the ceiling; machines rattled. Roger’s trusty welding helmet dropped to the floor and rolled towards me—looking like the decapitated head of Sir Gawain’s Green Knight.

I remembered thinking it was an earthquake and shutting off my vacuum. I panicked; I considered running under a doorjamb. (Mr. Turner, clad in his trademark boat bellbottoms, taught me that important lesson in BHS’ safety class.) But for some reason, I did the opposite of what I should have done: I ran outside.

Suba is very close to the Benicia-Martinez Bridge. The earthquake only lasted 15 seconds, but it may have been 15 minutes. I stared up at the bridge—it shook from side to side. In front of me, the old cobblestones in the parking lot rose and fell in perfect sine waves. I heard a loud roar and then everything became silent. This happened in the days before cell phones—when people actually fell out of communication with one another. The phones at the factory didn’t work so I decided to punch out and drive home.

As I recall, Benicia fared pretty well in that earthquake. I don’t think anyone was seriously hurt. Our freeways and bridges held. We didn’t lose power for that long; water flowed through our taps.

It just gave us a big scare—it made haphazard janitors like me thankful that Benicia stands on pretty solid ground. It filled me with an indelible memory that has lasted for 19 years.

4 Responses to “Chronicles of a Benician: Part One”

  1. Mickster Says:

    Duncan

    any chance of moving you and the daughter back to your hometown?
    Also, my family will vacation in Tahoe’s west shore the 3rd wk in July and was wondering if you are headed up there during that timeframe to vacation. If yes, we could meet up for a run. If you’re staying at the keys, the run up the hwy over Emeral d Bay toward west shore (and running back to the South) is an absolute bitch but one great view.

    Mickster

  2. Meghan Says:

    Hi yourself.

    PS. This is a confusing entry. No wait, it’s probably just me who’s confused.

  3. Duncan Says:

    Mickster: Sorry..won’t be in Tahoe this summer (I wish I was), but thanks for the invite. I guess you can chalk it up to the price of airline fuel and a lack of vacation days..run up the hwy for me when you are there (or go run South Lake Tahoe HS hill repeats or on their dirt/hardscrabble track–ahh the good ole’ days….)

  4. stephen Says:

    Sweet Ellison allusion. This article hit close to him since we were shaken by the quake earlier this week. It could have been a lot worse…

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